An Informative Meeting
Deviation Actions
Literature Text
"Meeting? In his office? Since when?" Octavius rolls his eyes at Jed's slew of questions.
"Yes, yes, and since now. Ahkmenrah said he would come by soon to pick us up. Apparently there is an important announcement to be made."
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Cue string of exhibits entering so-called "meeting".
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At first, they don't notice. Teddy completely ignores the cot that the couple occupies and heads to the coffee pot. Sacajawea, on the other hand, notices the motion in the corner of the room and whirls around to find Nicky and a (h/c) girl making out on the cot. She instantly gets the message. Gently, she shushes Teddy and points to the two teens in the corner. His stiff gaze softens after a few moments and he escorts Sacajawea back to her exhibit (to go have their own make-out session).
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Attila walks in and instantly sees Nicky and a beautiful young woman kissing. Immediately he leaves with a satisfied grunt. The Hun's thoughts wander off to his long lost wife and a tear threatens to prickle his eye.
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"Wow, who knew that making out for this long was so tiring." You wipe a stray hair out of your face.
"Yup, don't worry though. The last ones will be here soon. Although I have to warn you, two of them happen to be, well, you'll see soon enough." your boyfriend's vagueness.
"Works for me. Now, where were we?"
Entering the room, Ahk heads to the cupboard to get himself some tea and sets his two charges down. Octavius is the first to notice the two in the corner.
"Ahkmenrah, I do believe now would be a good time to leave." He motions towards the couple causing Ahk to smile.
"I was wondering how long it was going to take for him to bring her."
"Bring who-"Jed finally sees the two and it clicks. "Yee-haw! Go get 'er boy!"
Nicky pulls away and chuckles at confused expression plastered on his girlfriend's face.
"Aren't those the little figurines from the hall of miniatures?"
"Yeah, and that's the mummy from the sarcophagus upstairs. Shall I kick them out?"
"…"
The three intruders hastily make their exit in response to the middle finger coming from the new girl.
This is just a little one-shot I came up with off the top of my head. Takes place sometime before the third movie. Oh, and the only thing I own up there is the plot. Like I said, I don't own nothin'. Hope you like! 